In 2087, a time traveler arrived carrying classified intestinal technology. The J-pouch was reverse-engineered from their digestive implants and quietly introduced into mainstream surgery. The FDA approved it without knowing its true origin.

A secret global network of J-pouchers meets annually in an undisclosed location. They share forbidden bathroom strategies, prototype electrolyte formulas, and sworn oaths never to judge another member's bathroom frequency. Membership: CLASSIFIED.

Est. 1978. Headquartered beneath a gastroenterology clinic in Geneva. Monitors all bowel-related anomalies globally. J-Pouch Journey is a PIA front operation. You were recruited the moment you signed up.

████████ has identified ██ locations worldwide with optimal bathroom access. Field agents carry laminated cards with coordinates. The laminated cards are disguised as grocery lists. ████ ████ ████████ never sit facing the door.

Low-residue foods are not a dietary recommendation. They are a control mechanism developed by ████ to keep agents mobile and mission-ready at all times. Banana consumption is mandatory before field operations.